Issue a public apology. This can be as funny or as
serious or as creative as you want it to be.
I'm sorry for -
-forgetting where my keys are and getting frustrated y'all won't help me find them
-not keeping the computer cord in a safe place away from the dog
-not being a better cook
-not having longer legs
-not changing the beds every week
-whining about living in NC instead of in NH (but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop!)
-sending too many emails making it hard for you to keep up
-not wearing more fashionable clothes
-not keeping my car as clean as I could
-procrastinating
-wanting to be alone at times when I should be cherishing time spent with family and friends
I forgive you for all that pertain to me. Have you read the picture book, This Is Just To Say, Poems of Apology and Forgiveness, by Joyce Sidman? It's a fabulous book and might be inspiring for Enrichmunch.
ReplyDeleteyou should also apologize for using the word y'all. It makes me cringe. But I forgive you.
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